Aww, Audrina Patridge! The one we all loved on the Hills (well, behind Lauren Conrad of course!) and screamed at through the television screen when she let Justin Bobby treat her like some he'd picked off his unwashed (but incredibly hot) body.
Our little Aud is now all grown up with her own show, 'Audrina', which shows her posing in her undies for fashion shoots, and introducing us to the people who formed her into the loveable person we witnessed on the show that put her on the map.
Her family must be adorable!
Right?
WRONG!
Holy Frick! Her family are maniacs!
Let's start with her mother. Hmm...nutjob! It's the only word I can think of - she is blatantly jealous of her first born's fame, so what does she do to hide it? Use foul language and screech at the paparazzi (and Lauren apparently!). She seems delightful.
We then see Audz house-hunting with her bro. She wants a quiet house with privacy - he wants to party all the time. What could possibly go wrong?
The only two normal members of the family are her father and her youngest sister. Well, so far they seem normal. However, Pops did smash a face in Audrina's face. That's love...?!
Finally, you may remember Aud's coolly collected sister Casey from a couple of episodes of The Hills. She's the one who always helped her big sis see reason when there was a drama going on with JB or LC. Her normality was refreshing.
Well, I don't know what calming drugs she was on that day but she's definitely not that nice, sweet, laid back girl we observed in the show. In Audrina you see her true colours - she is just like her mom. C-razy!
So, the show is jam-packed with Patridge drama, it makes you wonder whether Audrina was actually adopted! Surely such a sweetheart can't be related to such nutters...
Audrina is definitely worth checking out (Tuesday, MTV, 9pm) if you want reassurance that your own family are normal.
- Loulabella posting from her iPhone
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