Geordie Shore - Final Verdict

Finally caught up with the final episode of this show.

Oh my life!  What a finale.

It was clear from day one that none of the "couples" would work out; such as Charlotte & Gary, and Vicky & Jay.

However, the arguments between the latter couple proved to be even more fierce as the show headed towards its climax.  Vicky spitting on Jay was truly horrific.  I was shocked and appalled that someone, especially a girl, would do something like that.  I could understand her anger towards him after he was so blatantly rude towards Holly.  He was just acting up in front of the boys.  It made him look ridiculous and supported my belief that boys can be just as, if not more, bitchier than girls.

I wasn't too sure why Holly returned to the house.  Her return was somewhat pointless, and was only relevant to portray her boyfriend as an even bigger "mug" than she did previously.  I also agreed with Gregg that she should not be smoking around the non-smokers.  Rude.

Charlotte and Gary?  Well, he proved to be the jerk we all grew to know and tolerate when he slept with that random girl in the bed next to Charl while she was sleeping.  It was not just inconsiderate to their set-up, it was a huge slap in the face.  She put her heart on the line for him, and any girl who has professed un-reciprocated love to a boy would understand how mortifying it is to just see him with another girl, let alone actually getting down and dirty right next to her.  Epic fail by that jackass.  Team Charlotte all the way.  Walking around and chatting to everyone without any pants on was comedy gold.

I want to conclude this blog with a dedication to Sophie.  She has proved to be the best housemate in the show.  Not only did she, hilariously, whisper 'chlamydia' to a boy while they were having sex, she demonstrated what the show should have been about.  Having fun.  She genuinely loved her new 'family' and took care of all of them when they were in a sticky situation.  Legend.

There is a nagging feeling that I have forgotten someone...?

Oh yeah, James.  What d'ya reckon?  Gay?  Or just a bitch?