X Factor - Boot Camp

Dear oh dear!  What a drama!

First of all, we saw a group of hopefuls get rejected before they even had their second chance to prove their worth in the competition (something I very much did not agree with!  Bad form, X Factor, bad form!).

Then, we were treated to a cocktail of hopefuls proving their worth in the competition by making themselves stand out.  How did they do this?  Well, most of them forgot the words, while others crawled on the floor, sang out of tune or did weird little hand movements while they sang.

Loula Tip: If you want to get through to the next round of X Factor, I suggest you try these techniques - they clearly overpower any singing abilities...

So, we were then offered a fresh new cocktail of selected rubbish singers who the judges "just did not want to lose" and were given a second chance.  This second chance was to create an array of groups.

Basically, the groups they had already were shit not good enough!

Sunday's showing provided the next stages, where people had to give their own take on a song.  Cue "cute" guys whispering and juddering their words, many forgetting the words altogether and saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" (because I'd love for Katy Perry to do that on stage when I see her next month...), someone chasing Gary around his desk, and another sitting on a piano with an outfit that lights up.

Just a regular day at X Factor Bootcamp...?!

And as for the super-groups that the judges created?  Well, most of them proved to be shit rubbish, but fear not - the judges had another plan hidden up their sleeves... two girls from one rubbish group, and two girls from another rubbish group were combined to create the Ultimate Super Group!

Good grief!  There's just so much going on!!